How dense is your dick, son?
I feel like this won’t make a bit of sense, but this is the only way I think accurately describes what I’m feeling physically and mentally. Do you ever feel like you’re being strangled from the inside?
what exactly does sending a dick pic achieve??? like Wow thanks for the penis im gonna print this off and shove it up my ass
Brand New - The No Seatbelt Song
"It’s only you, beautiful,
or I don’t want anyone.
If I can choose, it’s only you.”
kinda wish i was dead, ngl
I’ve never been asked on a date ever in my entire life.
I’m tired and I just want someone to kiss my boobs while I fall asleep.
Off Your Face / My Bloody Valentine
Doc Marten Red Velvet Mary Janes.
Someone said they thought about me every time they see or hear something related to eating ass. Aw, how sweet :)
Okay fam, Im going to work leave me stuff.
I instinctively said “hell yeah” when two Tom Petty songs played back to back on the radio. Im a fuckin dad for real.