Low Rise Jeans and Baby Tees

I hate being alone for too long because I get bored and like withdraw into myself and start thinking about weird shit. Like right now I can’t sleep because I’m obsessing over the thought of someone drilling a hole in my lower back and fucking it. Welcome to my beautiful, dark, twisted fantasy.

Don’t sexualize that pumpkin.


*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

I gotta go to bed right now immediately.

Okay, but my roommate brought me, not only a burrito with chips and guac, but also two reese’s pumpkins, a mucho mango arizona, and a CHOOSE YOUR OWN NIGHTMARE BOOK!!!!!!!

hidingbehindperspective replied to your post: Okay, but there is a chipotle burrito …

I am so jealous I can’t even breathe. I miss Chipotle so so so so so much. Criiieieessss.

This is only the second time I’ve ever had it. We didn’t have it around where I grew up, the closest one was like 2 hours away if not more. I had it the first time earlier this year with a coworker. I’ll make you a giant burrito, it’s okay!

Okay, but there is a chipotle burrito and chips and guacamole currently on the way to me.


"A thot, what’s that?"



Okay, but we all love Omar, right?


Bourbon Caramelized Bacon BLT with Fried Eggs and Smoked Gouda.


here it is guys. here is the whole thing, and here’s my little addition:

(Source: mewmii)


he is risen