Low Rise Jeans and Baby Tees

I hate being alone for too long because I get bored and like withdraw into myself and start thinking about weird shit. Like right now I can’t sleep because I’m obsessing over the thought of someone drilling a hole in my lower back and fucking it. Welcome to my beautiful, dark, twisted fantasy.

Don’t sexualize that pumpkin.

verylittlebird:

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

I gotta go to bed right now immediately.

Okay, but my roommate brought me, not only a burrito with chips and guac, but also two reese’s pumpkins, a mucho mango arizona, and a CHOOSE YOUR OWN NIGHTMARE BOOK!!!!!!!

hidingbehindperspective replied to your post: Okay, but there is a chipotle burrito …

I am so jealous I can’t even breathe. I miss Chipotle so so so so so much. Criiieieessss.

This is only the second time I’ve ever had it. We didn’t have it around where I grew up, the closest one was like 2 hours away if not more. I had it the first time earlier this year with a coworker. I’ll make you a giant burrito, it’s okay!

Okay, but there is a chipotle burrito and chips and guacamole currently on the way to me.

femburton:

"A thot, what’s that?"

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

Okay, but we all love Omar, right?

do-not-touch-my-food:

Bourbon Caramelized Bacon BLT with Fried Eggs and Smoked Gouda.

meowheichou:

here it is guys. here is the whole thing, and here’s my little addition:

(Source: mewmii)

sappling:

he is risen